These Are My Twisted Words.

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popculturebrain:

Here’s the text of the memo, obtained by THR …

Team Community:

With last night’s news of David Guarascio and Moses Port as new showrunners/EPs on “Community” running in the press, and since we know that cast members have interviews coming up this week, I wanted to forward some messaging we hope our cast will find helpful as they navigate questions that will undoubtedly come up. I know that David and Moses are reaching out to them all directly but I’ve also heard from some of the actors that they’d like some guidance on the topic. 

I saw some of the tweets that went out and wereglad they all addressed their own sentiments quickly, and we’re hoping that the news will lose some steam over the next day, especially if we’re not perpetuating the topic in any way

We’re tracking the coverage and conversation and will circle back if we feel the need to reshift our plan or messaging. Please let me know if you have questions.

Why did Dan get let go from the show?

We’re not made aware of why staffing changes take place but I will always be grateful to Dan for his great work on the show and wish him only the best. We’re also excited that we’ll be back on NBC’s schedule in the fall and are looking forward to working on those episodes.

Were you aware that Dan was going to be let go?

No, that’s not something we’re consulted on. I’m sad to see him go but I am looking forward to starting our next 13 episodes of “Community.”

Did the studio or network consult with you about these changes?

No they didn’t but we’re looking forward to working with David Guarascio & Moses Port on a new season of Community.

What are their plans for the new season?

It’s a little early to say at this point but we’re looking forward the stories our characters will find themselves in come Sept.  

Are they looking forward to next season?

We’re not kept in the loop in regards to our feelings about next season, but we’re definitely looking forward to the next season of NBC’s Community on Friday nights at Sad O’clock on NBC next season on NBC’s Community next season.

#3seasonsandlookingforwardtonextseasonandthentwomoreseasonsandamovie

owlickz:

Agent South (10)

[] I act before I think.

[] I like to charge headlong into a problem.

[x] I usually think I can do things on my own.

[] I’m only on one team; my own.

[] Offering suggestions that others call criticizing is one of my specialities.

[x] I like to get revenge.

[] People usually have to explain things to me a few times.

[] I can really hold a grudge.

[] I hate that people are constantly comparing me to my siblings.

[] Sometimes I have ulterior motives.

Total: 2

Agent North (11)

[x] I will protect my family with my life.

[x] I can shrug things off easily.

[x] I can always offer an insight or comment.

[] I’m very tall. (A sasquatch even.)

[] There’s one person I can always accomplish anything with no matter what it is.

[x] I usually play by the book, but I can break the rules when I need to.

[] I don’t have much of a specialty but I can work with whatever’s thrown at me.

[x] My emotions are typically level.

[] I’m willing to take huge risks if it means saving lives.

[] I sometimes ask questions that end me up in conversations I’d rather not be in.

[] I make do with what I have in bad situations.

Total: 5

Agent Carolina (10)

[] I try to do too many things at once.

[] I’m competitive to a fault.

[] I always want to be number one.

[] I don’t try to make emotional attachments to anyone.

[x] I don’t like to be under-mined.

[x] I am a natural leader.

[] Other people don’t seem to be at the level I’m at.

[] Sometimes I can’t tell if people appreciate my skills or are just annoyed by them.

[] I don’t ask many questions of my superiors. I just do what I’m told.

[] I’m very good at what I do. There’s a reason I’m number one.

Total: 2

Agent CT (10)

[] I take my failures to heart.

[] I can push people away easily.

[] I’m always looking for a motive.

[x] I’m protective of people even when I don’t mean to be.

[x] The world isn’t going to show me any kindness, so I’m not going to show any kindness to the world.

[] My mouth tends to get me in trouble

[x] I hate it when people talk to me like I’m a kid.

[] I know some things that I wasn’t supposed to know.

[x] It really bothers me when I’m thrown into a category and labeled.

[] I want to take charge of my own life but something is holding me back right now.

Total: 4

Agent Wyoming (10)

[] I have a pretty cheesy sense of humor but people seem to be more annoyed by it than amused.

[] I’ve been around for a long time but no one really seems to notice me.

[] I like to mess with my enemies before I bring them down.

[] I can easily persuade people to do what I want.

[x] Even in rough situations, I tend to remain cool headed

[] I don’t play by the rules.

[x] Some people would call me arrogant.

[] I sometimes to use underhanded tactics to get things done.

[] I’m usually involved in something bigger than most people give me credit for.

[] My apologies and words are typically insincere.

Total: 2

Agent Maine (13)

[] I’m very intimidating.

[] People are always commenting on my huge size.

[] I’m typically a follower but every once in a while I’ll take lead.

[] Things tend to get broken when I’m around.

[] I feel like I could snap at any moment

[] I can take a beating and come out of it just fine.

[] I get angry when someone is better than me at something.

[x] People tend to underestimate my mental abilities.

[] I tend to take things in excess even though I don’t necessarily need them.

[x] I don’t talk very much.                                                

[] When someone needs a backup or a partner, I’m usually the first person they call.

[] I don’t show a lot of mercy to people.

[x] I am afraid of heights.

Total: 3

Agent Washington (11)

[x] I can never say the right thing at the right time.

[x] I’m awkward in social situations.

[] Nothing I do ever seems to work out in the end.

[] I try to pick people up while they’re down.

[x] I usually don’t know that I’ve offended someone until they point out that they are.

[x] I can be tough when I want to be.

[] Any situation can become hilarious while I’m there.

[x] People often ask me for help with things because I tend to know what I’m doing.

[] I’ve lost faith in people after being stabbing me in the back so many times.

[x] No one ever seems to know what they’re doing so I usually have to do everything myself.

[] For some reason, a lot of people look up to me.

Total: 6

Agent Texas (12)

[] I can kick anyone’s ass.

[] It doesn’t matter what I do or how I do it, everything I work for always fails.

[] People are always trying to get me on their side.

[] I’m interested in mechanics.

[] People tend to be afraid of me when I’m around.

[] I tend to be the ‘Teacher’s Pet’ much to the distain of myself and others.

[] Violence is always the answer.

[] I tend to fall into bad relationships.

[x] I hate that everyone thinks they know what’s best for me.

[] I will do anything for money.

[] I tend to have a mean streak.

[x] People often presume things about me before they actually meet me.

Total: 2

Agent York (11)

[x] I’m usually the one that has to explain everything.

[x] Sometimes I feel like I’m surrounded by idiots.

[x] I can generally laugh off anything.

[x] I analyze with my mind more than I feel with my heart.

[] I really suck at lying.

[x] I’m generally pretty laid back.

[] I take it personally when my pride is hurt.

[] I can handle a car exceptionally well.

[] I tend to be criticized when I’m really only trying to help.

[] It seems like people are generally pretty concerned about my well being. 

[x] I can get along well with most people.

Total: 6

Pretty much an even split between Washington and Yorke.